Okay, there is a 6 month money back guarantee on match. You have to keep your profile visible and email at least 5 members per month. Tick tock it almost the end of the month....and you know I will not waste money. So just in case, I sent out a bunch of emails tonight. I didn't really seen anyone that blew my skirt up. What I did was brilliant. I found profiles of 5 people that hadn't been on in a while and sent this:
I am writing to you to meet the requirement of 5 emails per month so I can get my money back from this site. It shows you haven't been on in over 2 weeks. La, La, La, La...blah, blah, blah. Okay, I met my quota.
Look at this hot pocket I found (and I strongly suspect this is another fake profile):
Danger, danger Will Robinson. Something doesn't add up here. Plus he has too many smiley faces in his profile. Man up dude.
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know is how they got his head on my body. Amazing tool Photoshop. :)
ReplyDeleteRight? I know this one is fake...and yes, photoshop is amazing!
ReplyDeleteSmiley faces = Unmanly? Uh oh ...
ReplyDelete