Andy Warhol Found Dead in my Bathroom

Today I woke up to find this:

Andy Warhol had been removed from the side of my refrigerator and obviously dragged through my house at night. There was an assault to the left side of his forehead. My only hope is that he went quickly. I did not have the typical crime scene tape on hand. I used some yarn from a few years ago when I went through a quick I'mgoingtobecoolandteachmyselftoknit phase. 

I have a suspect:

May the cat. Black and White obese female. About 8 years old. White eyebrows and whiskers. Has gone by the alias Mai Linn until her adoptive owner decided that sounded like an Asian porn stripper name and changed it to May.

Where to find cool finger puppets:

http://www.philosophersguild.com/