You know her--annoying, judgmental, voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. My niece and I practice doing our face like hers and saying things in a Nancy Grace voice.
You can do it for almost any mundane thing. Here's one I did the other night. Clear your throat, get a good sneer going, cock your head to the right and drawwww oouuuttt whhhatt yooouu arreee sayyingg...
"People, the aunt received a picture of a man who was going to take her out to dinner. He had no shirt on. He was posed like a Chippendales dancer. Her niece suggested she send back a picture of her bush." Pause...make disgusted face:
People, these girls are sick and I come to find out the aunt is only a half sister to the nieces' mother. It is obvious their sick, perverted genes are a dominant trait that runs through this disturbed family.
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