Here I am at 0500 am. I have not slept. I now have a sinus infection and a really bad cough. I took a Mucinex D (the kind you have to sign for at CVS to prove you are not cooking up meth at home...) several hours ago. I feel like I am crawling out of my skin. Add that to the cough medicine with codeine in it and I am not responsible for spelling or generally shitty writing.
Where to begin? I am going to make a quick list here to keep my cracky self on track:
- Out of town liaison is a misogynist
- I'm doing Internet dating (again). It is really for your entertainment...
- John is getting married
- I'm considering settling down with Johan
Read on my friend...I will make them separate posts to avoid any confusion.
Settling on Johan? He is a plastic doll!! We need to talk.
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