Saturday, April 16, 2011

Definition of Insanity...

Things that I have given a 2nd (or 3rd, or 4th) chance that didn't deserve it:


  • Anything made of citronella that says it will kill mosquitoes. I am a Florida native. I have been eaten alive again. When will I learn?
  • Victoria's Secret Bras--they were shitty in the 90's and they are shit now. I have a new $50 bra and the underwire is stabbing me.
  • Internet Dating--Requires no explanation.

3 comments:

  1. You forgot expecting people to change their core behavior.

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  2. Excellent point. That shall be a subject for a future blog.

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  3. That is why you want to get them young so you can mold them (insert evil laugh here)
    gbs

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