Boxers or Briefs

I think the choice says a lot about a man. I haven't seen whitey tighties since Jimmy in 1982.  Boxers are just more "man-like." I wonder if they think the same way about women's undies? Do they think, "I wonder if she wears thongs or briefs or granny panties...or Spanx™?" On the continuum of sexiness, is the granny panty at the far end (i.e. the non-sexy end) or the Spanx™? So I just googled, "sexy spanx" and I got this. The model is so skinny she doesn't need a pair of fricking Spanx...ps they are $88!