This is what greeted me from the magazine rack as I checked out in CVS today...
Don't tell me that The Bush is Back! I've spent way too much time and money on coiffing mine. That shit just ain't civilized. I feel that Cosmopolitan is a mullet wrapper. I didn't bother to pick it up and read the wisdom that I am sure the article contained.
I think Jessica Alba is beautiful. I am sure her Va-Jay-Jay (GOD, I hate that term) is not out of control.
I am also drawn to the article that is titled, "The Touch That Calms Him During a Fight." I wonder what that is? Perhaps it's a hand job?
So, we as professional, smart intelligent women are supposed to run around saying stupid words, like "va-jay-jay" --- I am so over it and other idiotic words. I've heard preschool kids use more proper language than grown-ups. Although my favorite 4 year old piece of wisdom was the little girl who called it her "cookie jar"....wouldn't even need a hand job to calm him down, would only need to say, "want to put your hand in the cookie jar?"
ReplyDeleteI think I just peed a little while I laughed at the cookie jar!
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