Today I worked at a pharmacy meeting in Orlando. I turned to my married co-worker and said, "I don't think I've ever seen so many uncute guys in one place." We laughed as we took it all in. She met her husband when she was in the army. It made me think I have it all wrong. What's that saying--fish where there's fish (or maybe I just made that up...there is some fishing cliche). Let's just say that pharmacists meeting was a party. I would have left in 10 minutes. One of the directors came up to me that I've known for years. He smiled and said, "You look great--you've lost weight!" Yes, I have lost weight but all I heard was, "Oh my God, you were fat last time we met..." I thanked him and commented on the new mustache he had grown. I thought to myself that there needed to be bad 70's music playing in the background because he looked like something straight out of a 70's porn flick.
I've been doing this all wrong. Since I've been back "out there" I have dated (and I use that term loosely) 2 navy guys, 1 army guy (paratrooper--jumped out of planes. That is hot),and a computer geek. WTH? I like smart, artsy boys. Come to think of it I was married to an ex football coach. Ew! I fucking hate football.
I am going to change fishing holes.
Smart and artsy, huh? Where you do find those?
ReplyDeleteThat's going to be my new project! I will keep everyone posted.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...A Foreign film festival, Monty Python marathon,or disc golf competition..LOL
ReplyDeletegbs---is that you? I have volunteered numerous times at WMNF functions. I always end up next tot he guy that looks (and smells) like Jerry Garcia.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't me but I am thrilled that someone else puts disc golfers into the smart artsy category. I'm not sure it is completely accurate but disc golfers are (sadly)almost all men if you are looking for a new fish pond.
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gbs--maybe it was ka? Does she read this. I was sure it was you. Perhaps my blog is blazing like wildfire through the disc golfing community!
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