My sister and I have a joke when a phone call or dinner is one-sided. It is called:
The All About Me Show
You've seen it--Starring ME! Co-Starring ME! Soundtrack by ME!
Sometimes there needs to be The All About Me Show. Sometimes a bitch just needs to shut up. This is the point where I tell my lovely friends...I'm not talking about you. If I am upset with someone I talk to them directly! I don't fight via my blog. The bitch that needs to shut up is Moi! There is nothing else I can say that is meaningful related to my job. Tomorrow I am meeting with an ogre. Seriously, she looks like that thing in Shrek. Instead of letting her ways get to me (I've experienced said ogre several times through the years) I will smile and envision her with green skin (the rest she's got covered). She is a pharmacist that insists on being called "Doctor". She has a PharmD like all the other pharmacists I meet, but why is it that they say call me Bob or Sue?
Dr. Fiona
Back to The All About Me Show : cameo appearance by ME! Best Boy Grip--ME! The assistant to Ms. Penelope--ME!
But does Dr. Fiona have Cameron Diaz's voice?
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