Tuesday, December 29, 2009

This is what Amy Dalley would look like if she were a cartoon:




www.amydalley.com


I changed to words to Men Don't Change to fit my needs.  Here goes, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4--


He was a smooth guy and I was a naive girl
He needed me to pay for the mortgages
He'd get his Internet on and look for the ladies
After two years of his crap I read his texts
I'm a magnet for the sociopathic guy
If I know it's a red flag, why do I ignore?

Louisiana is a shithole
Be suspicious if he texts
You know Vietnamese look the same
Yeah, and they own nail salons
Xanax is a band-aid and no matter what they say
Viennas don't grow and cheaters don't change

My ex husband, he is a liar
I found out about his other girlfriends
He made excuses but I still I left him
I swear he needs a warning label to protect other women
But he's a pathological liar, that's why they don't see
He will keep on cheating until he's 83!

Louisiana is a shithole
Be suspicious if he texts
You know Vietnamese look the same
Yeah, and they own nail salons
Xanax is a band-aid and no matter what they say
Viennas don't grow and cheaters don't change

I am on my own now
So far so good
I know that I will be just fine

Scroll to the bottom for the real song.  She is much prettier than the cartoon!

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