Sunday, January 23, 2011

More Match.com Narcissistic Insanity

My friend sent me this guy. I CAN NOT believe the shit he has in his profile. It is a manifesto. I couldn't fit it all in one screen shot:

My favorites:

  • I'm a philanthropist--read I'm rich. (I always think anyone that talks about how they help, they really don't do much).
  • Spells a lot, "alot". Idiot.
  • Can you be in my boat on the ocean all day and be ready for a formal dinner in 30 minutes? Toolbag.
  • Would you spot me at the gym? Yes, you'd be the douche staring in the mirror, clanking weights and grunting.

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