My favorites:
- I'm a philanthropist--read I'm rich. (I always think anyone that talks about how they help, they really don't do much).
- Spells a lot, "alot". Idiot.
- Can you be in my boat on the ocean all day and be ready for a formal dinner in 30 minutes? Toolbag.
- Would you spot me at the gym? Yes, you'd be the douche staring in the mirror, clanking weights and grunting.
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