Thursday, September 30, 2010

Don't Make Me Carlton Your Ass

My good guy friend decided to get married while he is on a trip to China. I know, I know...EW! He didn't tell me until they were getting ready to leave. I was telling another friend and we were debating what my action should be--a gift? A card? Flowers? I decided that our friendship is changing (most likely his wife-to-be is uncomfortable with chick friends). I decided I am going to send a congratulations card to both of them. That's it. I was telling my friend that I was so hurt that he didn't tell me he was getting married, that I wasn't going to make a huge effort. I decided the card will be a CARLTON Card. Better yet, I will get an American Greetings card.  Hallmark takes effort. I will not waste a gold seal on him. That card will have meaning. It will show lack of thought. My passive aggressive intent will be evident. 

Who am I kidding? He's a guy.

I'm kidding. Kinda.

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