I've seen it all. There is a bar/restaurant in Pinellas Park (a lovely community between St. Pete and Clearwater called O'Boobigan's. People, I can not make this shit up.
I guess it's what you get when you mix Hooters with Bennigan's. I am disturbed on so many levels. I'm not a prude. I have a sense of humor. Why does this make me wanna hurl? How do they answer the phone? "O'Boobiagn's, this is Cherry how may I help you?"
I knew I would not hear the last of it,,
ReplyDeleteHello, welcome to O'Boobigans, my name is Jane Russell and I will be your server this evening. Let me tell you about our specials. For starters we have fried groper fingers with a garlic areola dipping sauce. Our soup today is a cold melon soup. Tonight's special entree is Tuna TaTa with a side of tater tits. Oh did I mention we have two for one slippery nipples all night long. I'll give you a few minutes to ogle the menu.
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gbs...I just laughed until I peed a little. Tuesday at lunch I demonstrated my fine waitressing skill when I found that I can still hold three glasses in one hand (2 between fingers and 1 balanced on heel of hand). It is am important skill to maintain as one never knows what the future holds.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they should have places that cater to female clients, like "Banana Hammocks" or "Mr. Happy's Wonder Emporium".
ReplyDeleteOr maybe that sounds gay? LOL