Saturday, December 11, 2010

Last Minute Christmas Shopping for that Special AssClown

Are you like me? Do you dread going to the mall and prefer shopping from the comfort of your own home? Here are some ideas for that special AssClown:


Want to remind him and his new lady just how small his penis really is? How about a case of Vienna Sausage!


What about something for the man that only cared about manscaping when he was cheating on you? I suggest the ManGroomer™. Now discounted due to so many bad reviews.
Suspect your AssClown is cheating? How about Cell Snoop as a little gifite for yourself?

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