Sing it like you're Willie and Julio.
To All The Douche Bags I've Known Before,
The red flags I saw no more,
The last one was a hog,
I dedicate this blog,
To All The Douche Bags I've Known Before...
One of my friends just emailed me and asked if she needs to worry when I reminisce on here. She added the caveat that the weird lying breath post was funny, but it was about (and I quote) the "douche bag". (By the way, my spellcheck just instructed me to make that 2 words. Note to self: douche bag is not a compound word). Fret not Dear Readers. I can write about said Douche Bag without feeling bad. It is like I am writing fiction but as I often say, "People, I can not make this shit up!"
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