Remember that book years ago--ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN? I just reflected on some of the good things I learned from exes. I shall call it GOOD STUFF I LEARNED FROM EXES, BUT IT DOESN'T CANCEL OUT THE ASS CLOWNINESS
- When heating up frozen pizza and you are starving...put pizza on plate and stick in fridge for a minute. Then you don't burn your mouth!
- How to build a simple deck
- How to grill a perfect steak
- How to putt and make it every time
- How to Jitterbug
- How to use an lawn edger
- How to snow ski
- How to jet ski
- How to drive a boat
- How to make kick ass lentil soup
- How to drive a stick shift
- How to eat crawfish
- How to play craps
- How to live on less than 20 bucks/day while traveling
- How to blow 200 bucks a day while traveling
- How to towel off after a shower without a towel
- How to shut off a water main
- How to hang dry wall
- How to install baseboards
- How to drive in the snow and not wreck
- How to make gumbo
Penelope disclaimer: A couple examples were from the nice exes. They are excluded from the AssClown reference. I also realize a lot of these things would qualify me to be a handy man/woman!
well...you would have figured alot of that shit out on your own without the assclown headache.....
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