Okay, I was just flipping through the channels to watch something while I eat dinner. Twilight was on. It was the part when Bella meets the family for the first time. I started to think about why women love the Twilight series. It hit me--
A Vampire Never Cheats!
They stay together for life. Edward is totally into Bella. He never looks at other girls. (sidebar--when I checked into the hotel in Lafayette the last time I was there to go to court I checked in as Bella Swan). The books are written poorly. The movies are completely cheesy, but I love them (me and millions of other women all over the world). When I was in London a few months ago there was more of a rage for Edward than there is over here.
Maybe that is the type of guy I should look for next. Kinda pale. Socially awkward. Never sleeps. Can't be in the sun.
Best Bumper Sticker Category. Seen on Dale Mabry about a month ago:
ReplyDeleteEdward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you.
Made me laugh out loud.
Very funny and very true!
ReplyDeleteBut Robert Pattinson is very real
ReplyDeleteHe lived in the haunted house in G-ville
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