I so wish I was inclined to go out to a nice, dark, man-filled bar tonight to scope things out. I am sooooooooo not. It's warm here, my pants are comfortable, nobody is smoking, I can leave a dab of clay mask on this new little zit and my fridge is full.
And let me add to what Polly is saying...sheepishly, I totally agree. I can sit with animals in the warmth of my home with a glass of vino and not have to deflect leering eyes from my ample bosom.
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ReplyDeleteNo...deflect eyes from looking at my bosom....
ReplyDeleteThe trick is to find the guy who doesn't mind the comfy pants or the dab of clay mask on the new zit (and actually finds it a bit cute on you), like animals, and will not only buy the vino but pour and serve it also.
ReplyDeleteYou don't find those guys in bars ...
JCH...where do you find them?? In my 20 plus years of dating, I only found two men who fit that bill. It just occurred to me that I met both of them at Chili's....
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