Penelope is the 5th Beatle

You know I love to change the words to songs. Today Yesterday came up in my shuffling of songs...

Yesterday,

I let AssClowns get into my way,

Now it looks as though they’re married or gay,

Oh, Google them before you play...

Suddenly,

I'm not as naive as I used to be,

Now that the AssClowns stay away from me,

Oh, busted them so suddenly.

Why they

Had to be AssClowns, I don't know, they wouldn't say.

I said,

I Googled you, now I long for you to go away.

Yesterday,

I let AssClowns get into my way,

Now it looks as though they’re married or gay,

Oh, Google them before you play...

Why they

Had to be AssClowns I don't know, they wouldn't say.

I said,

I Googled you, now I long for you to go away.

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.