Live and Let Manscape

I just read the comment that someone wrote about manscaping.  They started with, "I am all for live and let live." It reminded me of the Paul McCartney song, Live and Let Die. I just whipped up some new lyrics. Thank goodness I had it in itunes. I just field tested it. When you sing the verse that contains Mangroomer™, stretch it out so it fits. My apologies to Paul®.

When you were young and your back wasn’t so hairy

You used to say let my wife shave

(you know you did, you know you did you know you did)

But in this ever cheating world in which you live in

Makes you give in and buy

The Mangroomer™

And Penelope goes bye

And Penelope goes bye

And Penelope goes bye

What does it matter to ya

When you got and Asian to do

You gotta do her well

You’re both gonna go to hell

When you were young and your back wasn’t so hairy

You used to say let my wife shave

(you know you did, you know you did you know you did)

But in this ever cheating world in which you live in

Makes you give in and buy

The Mangroomer™

And Penelope goes bye